check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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