So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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