We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
