i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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