I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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