I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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