love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Randomize
