I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
