Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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