I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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