You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
it's like iHOP with fire
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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