We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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