yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize
