Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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