This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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