Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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