I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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