so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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