Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
These tits shall not be calmed
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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