she woke up with a sticky ear
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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