I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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