Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You made out with two different species that night
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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