Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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