I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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