we have pet lesbian snakes
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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