i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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