You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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