I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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