i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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