Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
