ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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