i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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