I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm at about main and main street
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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