I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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