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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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