i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
