i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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