just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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