Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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