1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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