There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Randomize
