with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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