She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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