its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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