I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
