shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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