I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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