so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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