Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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