Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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