I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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