Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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