come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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