her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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