I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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